your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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