Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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