The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Are my feet made of real feet?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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