Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
