Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
my poor anus
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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