Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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