there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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