I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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