then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
God, I missed his penis.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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