so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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