i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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