Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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