508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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