The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Randomize
