Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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