my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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