dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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