id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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