Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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