haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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