i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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