And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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