nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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