i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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