what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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