come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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