I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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