I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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