How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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