spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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