Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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