if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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