When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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