Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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