Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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