We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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