in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
accomplished twins. life is a go
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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