I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw a hot homeless man
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
