please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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