omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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