Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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