Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Randomize
