Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
How's work?
Spinning.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
So. Much. Porn.
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