I don't remember. Are we still dating?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
