I wish I could punch you in the face.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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