I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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