Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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