Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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