Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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