just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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