Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
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