i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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