I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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