Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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