This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
you mean i was at the winter classic?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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