Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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